Chewing Gum

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 4, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the
    infant as discreetly as possible.

    The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help

    with the various baby-related impedimenta. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the
    pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!" Somewhat
    embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the
    pressure in the baby's ears.

    The Navy pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years
    I've been chewing gum."

    __._,_.___ "LIFE IS GOOD"

    Once you've tasted flight,
    You'll forever walk the earth
    With eyes turned skyward,
    For there you're been and
    There you'll always long to Return
  2. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    Me too, I think that baby is on to something here! [​IMG]

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