Hillary went to California recently to visit Chelsea at school. Even though they had not seen each other recently, the senator got right to the point. " Honey," Hillary said,"I know you are on your own now, but this campaign I'm running for president is going to get very ugly. My opponents are going to dig for any sort of dirt on us they can, so I hope you will understand that I must ask you this question. "Are you having SEX yet?" Chelsea thought about it for a few minutes, then said with a BIG smile, "Not according to DADDY!"