Cheerios PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing.

    The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go
    downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$$." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

    I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios!"
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good un!
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol..............Thats damn funny................
     
  4. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    another funny oldie but goodie.
     

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