Caution: Idiot at Work!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jirodriguez, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]Honestly - there are more of them I swear than us![/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]IDIOT SIGHTING[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]"large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said,[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]"NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." [/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]We haven't used Sears repair since.[/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]IDIOT SIGHTING[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]handed her a quarter.[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]"We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. [/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.[/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif] IDIOT SIGHTING :[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]I live in a semi - rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." [/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce. [/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]From Kansas City , MO.[/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]IDIOT SIGHTING: [/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]"That's why we ask."[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]Happened in Birmingham, Ala.[/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]IDIOT SIGHTING: [/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" [/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]She was a probation officer in Wichita , TX[/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]IDIOT SIGHTING :[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing. " Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the- headlights stare. [/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.[/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]IDIOT SIGHTING:[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less. [/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]IDIOT SIGHTING :[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."[/font][font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi[/font]

    [font=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE ! [/font]
     
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    DOH! Sorry it took out all the spacing between them.... *sigh*.

    New idiot sighting... sitting at computer trying to post to jokes! [​IMG]
     
  3. fired up

    fired up Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    My wife went in to the grocery store here a few months ago. She found a young girl working in the produce department and asked her "Do you know where I can find Bok Choy?" The young girl replied "Ummmm, I don't think he works here anymore"
     
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Common sense is also missing...
     
  5. autoferret

    autoferret Meat Mopper

    Its been missing!
     
  6. nwdave

    nwdave Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    What's really tragic is these aren't made up jokes. When some homeowners [​IMG] do their own electrical work, I call that job security. I'm an electrician.
     
  7. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Damn! Bellingham is a tad far to drive for a little side job wiring my garage!

    I'll pay you in Que?! [​IMG]
     
  8. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO...
     

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