Carefull what you say to Mamma!

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travcoman45

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A Holler in North Iowa
Ole was strolling down town when he encountered an old friend Bjarne. After exchanging greetings, Bjarne made some comments on his long suffering marrieage to Inger, who frequently lectured Bjarne when he stayed out late. "Vell, I finally told her off a few veeks ago," explained Bjarne. "And, you know vhat? I didn't see dat voman for TWO VEEKS!"

"Den vhat happened?" asked the curious Ole.

"Vell" said Bjarne. "In da third veek, I vas able to see a little bit out of dis right eye ..."
 
Uff-dah!! Bjarne, he looks good in black and blue, ya?!!
 
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