Can we call it something besides a fatty?

Discussion in 'Sausage' started by ibrocun, Apr 13, 2008.

  1. Thanks to this forum, I've discovered the fatty.

    The only problem is that I don't need my fifth and third grade boys going to school tomorrow talking about how Dad smoked a huge fatty on Sunday morning. After all, my wife also teaches in the same district.

    So what do you call it when you refer to smoking the fatty among the "general population"?

    Btw, here is the product of this mornings effort:

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  2. pdigg

    pdigg Smoke Blower

    Meat blunt?

    BTW: Nice fatty...
     
  3. seboke

    seboke Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    HAR HAR! That's great! Just tell 'em not to say "smoked"!
     
  4. seboke

    seboke Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    HAAAAAAAAAAA! Almost spit my tater salad out. I think a little came out my nose...

    But yes, very nice looking "chubby" ya got there!
     
  5. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    My 5 yr old already told her teacher that daddy smokes fattys on the weekend....they'll get over it!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  6. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Tube steak![​IMG]
     
  7. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Might wan't to start watchin out front of your house to see if a strange van starts showin up!

    Just hope yer allergies don't kick in so yer eyes are red and bloodshot two!

    Yer in a heap a trouble boy![​IMG]
     
  8. lcruzen

    lcruzen Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    How about a "Johnson"?
     
  9. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now thats FUNNY. Never thought about it like that.
    Nice job on the fatty.
    Andy.
     
  10. abelman

    abelman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I remember one forum member (who I will not name at this point) who titled a thread, "My wife's first Fatty."

    It took a lot to leave that one alone [​IMG]
     
  11. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO.....
    Andy.
     
  12. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    the other day I was talking with some ladys at the missile museum they sell books ect there and I bought a recipe book called Hotter than Hell (Cooking with the hot peppers) and told them I bought a smoker and was learning how to use it and about this smf that I found, I told them the folks that were on here were worse then the cone head rocket scientice out here they take their smoking to the next level and beyond. and they all smoke fatties. they all cracked up..then i tried to explain that it was a meat loaf looking thing made of sausage stuffed with all this good stuff and smoked till the internal temp read 160-170.they laughed and said yea right..sounds like they get a little high while the meat gets cooked. so I am going to put a peace sign on my grill..lol.
    If my kids went to school and said dads smoking fatties while he waits for the ribbs to get done.child services would visit. lol. let em come..
     
  13. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    First of all a fatty is a smoked roll of sausage left whole. once you start adding things to them they become stuffed fatty's.

    It would be like smoking a plain jalapeño and calling it a ABT
     
  14. williamzanzinger

    williamzanzinger Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    EYEtalian tube steak?

    Teacher:"so let me get this straight, Your Dad smoked a huge fatty and he made you partake of it"?"Where was your mom"?
    Child:"She was right there, we all had some""my dad smokes them every weekend, sometimes the nieghbors come over too"
     
  15. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny...........Got to love kids, because they say the damnest things................Great looking fatty..........
     
  16. smoke freak

    smoke freak StickBurners

    My first fatty was made of ground beef... We called a leany.
     
  17. voldaddy

    voldaddy Meat Mopper

    Great looking fatty. What all is stuffed in it?
     
  18. ddave

    ddave Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Probably better than having her say daddy smokes butts.

    [​IMG]

    Lots of humorous terms here for those with immature senses of humor . . . like myself.

    [​IMG]

    Dave
     
  19. master_dman

    master_dman Meat Mopper

    Comedy gold.!
     
  20. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Meat Chubs
     

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