Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beerivore, May 31, 2007.

  1. There was this man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very
    depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took
    two arms. One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to commit
    suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to
    jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man on the
    sidewalk below skipping along whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked
    closer and noticed this man didn't have any arms at all. He started
    thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one
    good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the
    sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught the
    man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost
    one of his arms and felt ugly, useless and was going to kill himself. He
    thanked him again for saving his life and he now knew he could make it with
    one arm if that guy could do it with no arms. The man with no arms began
    dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.
    He asked "Why are you so happy anyway?"
    He said "I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."[​IMG]

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