Bubba Gonna Sue

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  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Southern Law

    Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?'

    'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.

    'And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?'

    'Sure is, Bubba'

    'And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'

    'Yep.'

    'And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?'

    'That's right,' said the lawyer. 'But why are you asking?'

    'Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I su e Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'
     
  2. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    No need to sue. He thank them for making those chicks.........uh........pretty
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Get the right lawyer and I'll bet it's possible!
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one..............
     
  5. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Went home a 1 with a ten and woke up at 10 with a one !!!
     

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