Breeding Bull"s Statistics

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  1. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member



    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'




    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,



    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'




    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'



    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    in capital letters,



    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'




    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'


    I looked at her and said,



    Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'













    My condition has been upgraded from critical
    to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
     
  2. irishteabear

    irishteabear Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one! [​IMG]
     
  3. txbbqman

    txbbqman Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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    My wife would have made sure I didn't survive
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  4. bigbaldbbq

    bigbaldbbq Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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