Boy, where ya goin?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by pdigg, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. pdigg

    pdigg Smoke Blower

    An old man was sitting on his porch in South Georgia, watching the day go by when he noticed one of the local neighborhood kids walking down the street with something in his hands. He called out -

    "Hey boy, what'cha got in your hand?"
    "Got me some duck tape mister."
    "You mean duct tape. What'cha doin with that tape?"
    "Gonna catch me some ducks!"
    "Son, you can't catch no ducks with duct tape"

    The boy went on his way...
    3 hours later he came walking by dragging 6 ducks behind him stuck to the tape... "Well I'll be.." thought the old man...

    Next day, the same little boy came walking down the road passing by the same old man...

    "Hey boy, what'cha got today?"
    "Got me some chicken wire! Gonna catch me some chickens!"
    The old man just shook his head "You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire.."

    Again, the boy went on his way...
    A few hours later he came walking by dragging the chicken wire with 8 chickens flapping behind him. The old man just stared in disbelief...

    The next day, the boy came walking down the street again...

    "Hey boy, what'cha got today?"
    "Got me some pu$$ywillows... Gonna.."
    "Hold on boy, let me go get my shoes!"
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    lolol.............good one...........old, but still good
     
  3. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    that be funny right there!!![​IMG]
     
  4. master_dman

    master_dman Meat Mopper

    I wouldn't even waste time with the shoes.. just follow that boy.!
     
  5. minn.bill

    minn.bill Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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  6. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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