blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Aug 10, 2011.


  1. An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.

    She seemed a little intoxicated and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed
    ...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
    The other answered, 'I don't know -- I thought you were watching.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY -
    Not all Irish are drunks,
    not all blondes are dumb,
    but all men...are men.

     
  2. sonnyhad

    sonnyhad Fire Starter

    ROFLMAO!

    YOU MADE ME LOOK111
     
  3. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I'm with the dealers..... who's gonna look at the dice at a time like that! [​IMG]
     
  4. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]
     
  5. shooterrick

    shooterrick Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]       LOL
     
  6. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Nice -
     

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