A blonde woman got pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop said "I need to see some ID." The woman then proceeded to look in her purse and the glovebox, but she couldn't find her ID. The woman told the cop "I can't find it." The cop replied, "I need something to identify you." The woman dug around her purse and glovebox again. She handed the cop her registration. The cop replied, "I need something with your picture on it." The woman continued to look but couldn't find anything. She then looked in the rear view mirror, ripped it off the window, and handed it to the cop. The cop looked at it and said,"Well, if I knew you were a cop I would not have pulled you over."