Blonde Cook

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
    12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra

    Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
    So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for

    A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
    rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
    improved the rice any.

    Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
    ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
    why I was rolling around in the garden..

    I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
    and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
    got back, everything was the same as when I left.

    Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
    it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom
    keeps counting to ten.

    Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
    hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the
    oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my

    GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
    tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
    into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate
  2. raceyb

    raceyb Smoking Fanatic

    ROFL.... Good one...

  3. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

  4. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Yer killin me!!!!!!!!!
  5. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Now that is funny - I might have dated her in an earlier life LOL
  6. I think I know this lady. She told me that she doesn't like blonde jokes because she doesn't understand them.[​IMG]
  7. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL-chocalate moose etc.Blondie sure is calm and a sweetie to boot...

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