Bless the children

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bigarm's smokin, Aug 1, 2007.

  1. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her Clarkston, MI class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

    It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!

    1. Don't change horses............................................ ........until they stop.

    2. Strike while the............................................... ............bug is close.
    3. It's always darkest before..........................................Da ylight Saving Time.

    4. Never underestimate the power of.................................termites.

    5. You can lead a horse to water but................................how?
    6. Don't bite the hand that.............................................. .looks dirty.
    7. No news is................................................ ..........impossible.
    8. A miss is as good as a ...........................................Mr.
    9. You can't teach an old dog new .................................math.
    10. If you lie down with dogs, .................................you'll stink in the morning.
    11. Love all, trust............................................. ............ me.
    12. The pen is mightier than the.....................................pigs.
    13. An idle mind is................................................ ........the best way to relax.
    14. Where there's smoke there's ................................pollution.
    15. Happy the bride who..............................................g ets all the presents.

    16. A penny saved is................................................ ..not much.

    17. Two's company, three's..........................................t he Musketeers.
    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what............................. you put on to go to bed.

    19. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and .............you have to blow your nose.

    20. There are none so blind as .................................Stevie Wonder.
    21. Children should be seen and not ..........................spanked or grounded.
    22. If at first you don't succeed..................................get new batteries.
    23. You get out of something only what you ...................see in the picture on the box.
    24. When the blind lead the blind ............................get out of the way.

    and the WINNER and last one is...

    25. Better late than.............................................. ......pregnant.
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good One, that's funny
     
  3. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    ya never know what kids will say good ones
     
  4. Thats really funny. I have never seen that and I live a few miles from Clarkston, MI.
     
  5. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    As Art Linkleter used to say "Kids say the darnest things!"
     
  6. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    My Step Daughter once quoted Art Linkletter!

    She had been quite ill and reminded me that, "Your real parents are the folks you throw up on!" She was and is a precious jewel!

    And her aim was superb!

    Cheers!
     
  7. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    So Monty, you must be a Knight of the Thin Blue Puke? Been there done that, please tell your young lady that I too, think she is a precious jewel! [​IMG] Terry
     
  8. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thanks, Terry!

    My little jewel is now 36!
    And she will get a kick outta this!

    Cheers!
     

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