Blackhawk19s Puzzle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Feb 9, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Blackhawk19 calls his wife from the other room and says,

    "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".


    His wife asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished"?

    Blackhawk19 says,

    "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster".

    She decides to help the poor soul with the puzzle. As she enters the room, Blackhawk19 shows her where the puzzle is. She walks up to the table and looks down and sees the pieces spread all over the table top.

    She studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    him and says,

    '"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    She takes Blackhawk19s hand and says,

    "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then"

    she said with a deep sigh,


    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hehe... Hawk's wound a li'l tight this AM eh?
     
  3. fred420

    fred420 Meat Mopper

    very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Alittle to much caffine this morning??????

    Lolol......

    thats a good one......

    Kookie
     
  5. smokeys my pet

    smokeys my pet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Funny Dawg funny!!!!!!! But remember be nice or he may retaliate!!!!![​IMG]
     
  6. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oooooyhhhh, and ouch I think![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  7. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
     

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