Blaaahaahaaha (r)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, May 23, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

    "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.

    "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!

    "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. “You lucky guy, was she pretty�

    "Dunno...Never found the head."
  2. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    She was pretty dead...
  3. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

  4. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That is morbidly funny.
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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