Big Croc and Little Croc

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Big Croc and Little Croc

    The smaller crocodile turned to the bigger one & said,
    'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
    We're the same age; we were the same size as kids.. I just
    don't get it.'

    'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

    'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

    'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

    'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by
    the Capitol.'

    'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

    'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for
    one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by
    the leg, shake the s**t out of them & eat 'em!'

    'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.
    You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time
    you finish shaking the s**t out of a politician, there's
    nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase.'
     
  2. fourthwind

    fourthwind Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    It's funny cause it's true [​IMG]
     

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