Best surgeon in the world

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nymatt

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Sep 10, 2007
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Upstate New York
Three surgeons were playing golf and one stated that he was the best surgeon in the world. "I had a patient that lost 4 fingers and I reattached them and he went on to play piano for the Queen of England". The second surgeon went on to say that he was the best surgeon because he had a patient that lost a leg and an arm and after he reattached them the man went on to win a gold medal in the Olympics. The third surgeon laughed and said, " I've got you both beat". " I had a woman that was on a horse and was hit by a train. All I had to work with was the a$$ of the horse and some blonde hair and after a lot of work she went on to be a senator from New York and is now running for President!

Here in New York we know how to slow down a prostitute....we put a Governor on her!
 
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