Best surgeon in the world

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by nymatt, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. Three surgeons were playing golf and one stated that he was the best surgeon in the world. "I had a patient that lost 4 fingers and I reattached them and he went on to play piano for the Queen of England". The second surgeon went on to say that he was the best surgeon because he had a patient that lost a leg and an arm and after he reattached them the man went on to win a gold medal in the Olympics. The third surgeon laughed and said, " I've got you both beat". " I had a woman that was on a horse and was hit by a train. All I had to work with was the a$$ of the horse and some blonde hair and after a lot of work she went on to be a senator from New York and is now running for President!

    Here in New York we know how to slow down a prostitute....we put a Governor on her!
     
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A-men what a lieing witch
     
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    ouch!


    d88de
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oh, that's good! [​IMG]
     

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