Best Living Will Ever

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, May 23, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']This may be the best Living Will I've Seen[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']I, , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Glass of wine[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']chocolate[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Margarita [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']chocolate[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Martini [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Cold Beer[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']chocolate[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Chicken fried steak[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']cream gravy[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']chocolate[/font] [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Mexican food[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']choco late[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']French fries[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']chocolate[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Pizza[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font]
    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']chocolate[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']ice cream[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']cup of tea[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']chocolate[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Chocolate[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Sex[/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Chocolate[/font][/font]
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/font][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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    [FONT='Verdana','sans-ser if']It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day![/font][/font]
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  2. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Amen brotha!
     
  3. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    This may be the best Living Will I've Seen

    I, , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

    Glass of wine
    Chocolate
    Margarita
    Martini
    Cold Beer
    Chocolate
    Chicken fried steak
    Cream gravy
    Chocolate
    Mexican food
    Chocolate
    French fries
    Chocolate
    Ice cream
    Cup of tea
    Chocolate
    Chocolate

    It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
     
  4. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    thanks placebo..don't know what happened and tried to delete it. but as a meat mopper i don't have that privledge..lol.
     
  5. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    No worries, just trying to help out.
     
  6. scrapiron

    scrapiron Smoke Blower

    That is what I am talking about right there!
     

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