Bear Hunting (PG-13)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by the iceman, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    Frank traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
    Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see
    a big black bear.

    The black bear said, 'That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin.
    I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
    sex.' After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
    alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.

    Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
    revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the
    black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his

    This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly
    said, 'That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got
    two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have 'rough sex.' Again,
    Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be
    mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank. Although he
    survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

    Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
    managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet
    revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder. He
    turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

    The polar bear looked at him and said, 'Admit it Frank, you don't come
    here for the hunting, do you?'
  2. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  3. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now THAT was funny!

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