BBQ Season

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    BBQ Season

    We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
    important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime
    outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man
    will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a
    man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
    motion:Routine...(1)The woman buys the food.(2) The woman makes the
    salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.(3)The woman prepares
    the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along withnecessary cooking
    utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the
    grill - beer in hand.Here comes the important part:(4)THE MAN PLACES THE
    MEAT ON THE GRILL.More routine.... (5)The woman goes inside to organize
    the plates a nd cutlery. (6)The woman comes out to tell the man that the
    meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
    while he deals with the situation.Important again:(7)THE MAN TAKES THE
    woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and
    brings them to the table. (9)After eating, the woman clears the table
    and does the dishes.And most important of all: (10)Everyone PRAISESthe
    MANand THANKS HIMfor his cooking efforts.(11)The man asks the woman how
    she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
    concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.... [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  2. lcruzen

    lcruzen Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well, we can't do everything.
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member


    great post.............can't wait to foward it to the old lady...........LMAO
  4. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Let us know how that works out for ya

    I'm thinkin' I'd get a reaction like this
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ain't it the truth?! Ya just can't make em happy, ya do all that work an they still grumble!
  6. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    i am having to typoe, witt one ecusze the typpping.......

    mommmmmma wasn'''''t abiT amUseD........Doc seezzzzzzz i should beee bac to some semblannnceee oF nomal in 6-8 weks[​IMG]
  7. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL...Hey! Some of us have to do ALL of the work! [​IMG]
  8. cinnamonkc

    cinnamonkc Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO!!!!! [​IMG]
  9. queteepie

    queteepie Fire Starter

    A good woman LOVES to do it all! I do, including the grilling with a beer in my hand.
  10. cinnamonkc

    cinnamonkc Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I agree Que Tee,
    Except I exchange the beer for wine!! [​IMG]
  11. forktender

    forktender Meat Mopper

    I think I'm in love again...............LMAO !!!!!!![​IMG]

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