Bacon

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. The Bacon Tree...

    Two illegal Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

    "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.."

    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

    "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

    "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


    Ees


    Ees


    Ees



    Ees a ham bush...."
     
  2. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    OH ---- NO !!!!!

    A Ham-Bush !!!!!

    Yikes!!!!

    LOL

    Bear
     
  3. I wasn't expecting that. A Ham-Bush. Good one.
     
  4. kingkoch42

    kingkoch42 Smoke Blower

    gone
     
    Last edited: Dec 9, 2011
  5. jc1947

    jc1947 Smoking Fanatic

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROFL!! [​IMG]
     

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