There was this blonde jogging down a Kansas road. She was thinking about how pretty the wheat fields were, she noticed there was another blonde out in the middle of the wheat field and she was in a row boat. The first blonde yelled at the second and said " what in the world are you doing " the second yelled back " I am rowing my boat are you blind" The first yells back "you know it's blondes like you that give all blondes a bad name....If I could swim out there I would kick your *** !"