Anniversary Gift

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
    anniversary. His wife was really angry.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I
    expect to find a gift in the driveway that
    goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds...
    AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

    The next morning Larry got up early and left
    for work. When his wife woke up, she looked
    out the window and sure enough there was a
    gift-box for her wrapped in the middle of the
    driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe,
    ran out to the driveway and brought the box back
    in the house. She opened it and found a brand
    new bathroom scale.

    Larry has been missing since Friday.
     
  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Wooo Hoo he's in deep dodo
     
  3. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO !!!that a good one !!
     
  4. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LOL!! [​IMG][​IMG]
     

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