And then the fight started

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jul 20, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
    Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
    to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
    wallet at home.

    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
    come back later.

    The woman said, 'Unbutton you r shirt'.

    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
    She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
    and she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    Social Security office.

    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
    disability, too'

    And then the fight started.....
  2. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO....good one
  3. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    lol that was great

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