Aliens?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Sep 9, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
    However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr. Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William J. Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? Certainly hope this piece of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
     
  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    ROLF! So that's it eh?
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I was one month old when that happened, I had nothing to do with it but thanks for clearing that up for me, I always knew something was wrong with "Billary" [​IMG]
     
  4. moltenone

    moltenone Smoking Fanatic

    i think if you check those folks birth date's you would be totally wrong.

    Mark
     
  5. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's why it's posted in jokes [​IMG]
     
  6. moltenone

    moltenone Smoking Fanatic

    yep it is.

    Mark
     

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