"Abbot and Costello 101"

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  1. "Abbot and Costello 101"

    COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER
    FROM ABBOTT

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I
    help you?

    COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

    ABBOTT: Mac?

    COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

    ABBOTT: Your computer?

    COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

    ABBOTT: Mac?

    COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

    ABBOTT: What about Windows?

    COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

    ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with
    Windows?

    COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I
    look at the windows?

    ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

    COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a
    computer and software.

    ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

    COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need
    something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

    ABBOTT: Office.

    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you
    recommend anything?

    ABBOTT: I just did.

    COSTELLO: You just did what?

    ABBOTT: Recommend something.

    COSTELLO: You recommended something?

    ABBOTT: Yes.

    COSTELLO: For my office?

    ABBOTT: Yes.

    COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

    ABBOTT: Office.

    COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

    ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

    COSTELLO: I already have an office with
    windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.
    What do I need?

    ABBOTT: Word.

    COSTELLO: What word?

    ABBOTT: Word in Office.

    COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

    ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

    COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

    ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click
    the blue "W".

    COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "W" if
    you don't start with some straight answers!
    What about financial. You have anything I can track my money?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

    ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your
    computer.

    COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

    ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

    COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my
    computer? How much?

    ABBOTT: One copy.

    COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

    ABBOTT: Microsof t gave us a license to
    copy Money.

    COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy
    money?

    ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!


    A few days later . . . . . . .

    ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I
    help you?

    COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

    ABBOTT: Click on "START" !!!!!
     

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