A turkey story

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  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member





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    [b][font=Times New Roman][color=maroon][size=6]A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon[/size][/color][/font][/b][b][color=black][size=6] [/size][/color][/b][b][color=maroon][size=6]a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.[/size][/color][/b]


    [b][color=maroon][size=6]He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"[/size][/color][/b]


    [b][color=maroon][size=6]The boy replied, "What turkey?"[/size][/color][/b]


    [b][color=maroon][size=6]The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."[/size][/color][/b]


    [b][color=maroon][size=6]The boy looks down and said, [/size][/color][/b]

    [b][font=Times New Roman][color=maroon][size=6]"Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"[/size][/color][/font][/b]



    [b][color=maroon][size=6]The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, [/size][/color][/b]

    [b][font=Times New Roman][color=maroon][size=6]so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you."[/size][/color][/font][/b]



    [b][color=maroon][size=6]"If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg." [/size][/color][/b]

    [b][font=Times New Roman][color=maroon][size=6]"If you break his wing, I'll break your arm." [/size][/color][/font][/b]

    [b][font=Times New Roman][color=maroon][size=6]"Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you." [/size][/color][/font][/b]

    [b][font=Times New Roman][color=maroon][size=6]"So, what are you gonna do with him?"[/size][/color][/font][/b]



    [b][color=maroon][size=6]The little boy said, "I guess [/size][/color][/b]

    [b][font=Times New Roman][color=maroon][size=6]I'll just kiss his butt and let him go!"[/size][/color][/font][/b]
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  2. raptor700

    raptor700 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Funny

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  3. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

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