A True Love Story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before
    the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"

    She replied, "A can of peaches."

    The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

    "Six", she said.

    The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

    Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and
    asked the judge if he could say something.

    The judge said, "What is it?"

    The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
     
  2. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL!!! [​IMG]
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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