A teacher is explaining biology

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokincowboy, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
    beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises
    her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher,
    knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to
    describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my
    little kitty cat and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running
    start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
    'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
    'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
    Fffff'... And before he could say 'F**k,' the rottweiler ate him!'
  2. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....... damn i almost choked man that's a good one
  3. dawgwhat

    dawgwhat Smoke Blower

    That was a good one
    I had to copy it and send it to all the cat lovers [​IMG]
  4. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

  5. vulcan75001

    vulcan75001 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Another good one....[​IMG]
  6. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL! (from a cat lover!)

    Take care, have fun, and do good!


  7. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL... that's Fffff ... Fffff .. Hilarious even
  8. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    i just copied this one and pasted it (from my motorcycle forum), then i see this thread. oops!

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