# A quick question to test mathematic abilities.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by pit 4 brains, Jul 16, 2010.

1. ### pit 4 brainsMaster of the PitGroup LeadOTBS MemberSMF Premier Member

Ask your friends quickly without notice, "If a hog and a half is a buck and a half, how much for all ten hogs?" See how many say \$15..

Don't forget to ask them if they have seen your Henway. "What's a hen weigh?" is the normal response..

2. ### gnubeeMaster of the PitOTBS MemberSMF Premier Member

You could then tell them you saw mattababys on sale for 99c at the butchers....

The answer of course is Nuttin Honey.

3. ### dutchSmoking GuruStaff MemberAdministratorGroup LeadOTBS MemberSMF Premier Member

Oh, about 3 or 4 pounds.

4. ### smokinthesmcMeat Mopper

M R Pigs

M R No Pigs

O S A R

L B    M R Pigs

Two red necks talking

5. ### meateaterSmoking GuruSMF Premier Member

Hadnt heard that in years.

6. ### lugnutzSmoking Fanatic

M R Ducks

M R Not Ducks

O S A R

C M Wings

L B M R Ducks

7. ### pit 4 brainsMaster of the PitGroup LeadOTBS MemberSMF Premier Member

MR DUCKS

MR NOT

OSAR

CDEDBD WINGS

YIB

MR DUCKS
They are the Rubix's Cubes of life, that's for sure. No wonder man decided to search for extraterrestrials and the beginning of life. We definately don't want to make the same mistake twice.

Last edited: Jul 19, 2010
8. ### hitmarkNewbie

Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...

Teacher: What is 2k  + k
Student: 3000!

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!