A quick question to test mathematic abilities.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by pit 4 brains, Jul 16, 2010.

  1. pit 4 brains

    pit 4 brains Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ask your friends quickly without notice, "If a hog and a half is a buck and a half, how much for all ten hogs?" See how many say $15..

    Don't forget to ask them if they have seen your Henway. "What's a hen weigh?" is the normal response..
     
  2. gnubee

    gnubee Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You could then tell them you saw mattababys on sale for 99c at the butchers....

    The answer of course is Nuttin Honey.
     
  3. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Oh, about 3 or 4 pounds.[​IMG]
     
  4. M R Pigs

    M R No Pigs

    O S A R

    L B    M R Pigs


    Two red necks talking
     
  5. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Hadnt heard that in years. [​IMG]
     
     
  6. lugnutz

    lugnutz Smoking Fanatic

    M R Ducks

    M R Not Ducks

    O S A R

    C M Wings

    L B M R Ducks
     
  7. pit 4 brains

    pit 4 brains Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    MR DUCKS

    MR NOT

    OSAR

    CDEDBD WINGS

    YIB

    MR DUCKS
     They are the Rubix's Cubes of life, that's for sure. No wonder man decided to search for extraterrestrials and the beginning of life. We definately don't want to make the same mistake twice.
     
    Last edited: Jul 19, 2010
  8. hitmark

    hitmark Newbie

    Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books? 
    A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...


    Teacher: What is 2k  + k
    Student: 3000!


    Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? 
    A: Pumpkin Pi!
     

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