A quick question to test mathematic abilities.

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Ask your friends quickly without notice, "If a hog and a half is a buck and a half, how much for all ten hogs?" See how many say $15..

Don't forget to ask them if they have seen your Henway. "What's a hen weigh?" is the normal response..
 
You could then tell them you saw mattababys on sale for 99c at the butchers....

The answer of course is Nuttin Honey.
 
Don't forget to ask them if they have seen your Henway. "What's a hen weigh?" is the normal response..
Oh, about 3 or 4 pounds.
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Even Super Man had woman problems  
 They are the Rubix's Cubes of life, that's for sure. No wonder man decided to search for extraterrestrials and the beginning of life. We definately don't want to make the same mistake twice.
 
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