a little blonde construction humor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Jul 30, 2008.

  1. Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

    Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

    Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year ... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo!' I told him, 'It's been a year!'

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate my intelligence again.
     
  2. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG]oh boy!! real nice!!!





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  3. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    OMG that was good [​IMG]
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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