A Joke With Some Truth to it.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by douge, Apr 24, 2010.

  1. douge

    douge Smoke Blower

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

    'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

    'I said, 'Not much.. my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

    'No,' I said.

    He looked at me and said... 'Then, why do you even give a crap?'
  2. crazybuoy

    crazybuoy Newbie

    ahahaha that is really funny, any more?
  3. crazybuoy

    crazybuoy Newbie

    Its really funny and interesting work.

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