- Jun 21, 2007
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of
the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living
room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured cow droppings
onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s......!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"
"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"
the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living
room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured cow droppings
onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s......!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"
"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"