A good saleman (pg13)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of

    the street.

    A tall lady answered the door.

    Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living

    room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured cow droppings

    onto the carpet.

    "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful

    vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s......!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

    Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

    The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"

    "We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"
     
  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny. Good one.

    Kookie
     
  3. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Open moth, insert.....WHAT??? Good joke man.
     
  4. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good One[​IMG]
     
  5. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOL........slowly slowly catchee monkey
     

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