A father and son went hunting together for the first time

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokincowboy, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    >A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

    > > > > >The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the

    > > >field."

    > > > > >

    > > > > >A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and

    > > > > >ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you

    >to

    > > >be

    > > > > >quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered;

    > > > > >"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.

    > > > > >I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

    > > > > >I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I

    > > >closed

    > > >my

    > > > > >eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when



    >I

    > > > > >swallowed the gnat.

    > > > > >I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

    > > > > >But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,

    >'Should we

    > > >eat

    > > > > >them here or take them with us?'

    > > > > >Well, I guess I just panicked..............."
     
  2. short one

    short one Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Good one smokincowboy
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Good One![​IMG]
     

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