A Couple of Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters

    'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

    'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'


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    Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.
     
  2. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Good one...snicker , snicker !!!!!
     

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