A Cardiologist's Funeral

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by alelover, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate

    funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge

    heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service

    as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

    At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter When all

    eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my

    own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.'

    The priest fainted!
  2. You just made my day, it has been one hell of a week and only going to get worse  -- thanks for the laugh [​IMG]
  3. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

  4. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---I got this one last year, and I sent it to my Cardiologist----He loved it!!!

    The only difference is the one I have, instead of the Priest fainting at the end------The Proctologist faints.

    Thanks Scott,

  5. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter

    Thanks,  I have to go for heart surgery on the 15th, will be taking this with me.  Maybe he will reduce his bill.  I am wondering if they can get a big beer keg and a smoker for me.

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