A Beer Before It Starts

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by earache_my_eye, Apr 25, 2008.

  1. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the T.V., and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

    When he finished it he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start".

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

    When that one was gone, he said "Quick, get me another beer before it starts"!

    "That's IT"! She blows her top, "You S.O.B., you waltz in here, flop your a$$ down, don't even say hello to me, and expect me to run around like your little slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long"?

    The husband sighed and said, "Oh, sh!t, it's started"!

  2. ne.hunter

    ne.hunter Fire Starter

    ain't that the way it always goes
  3. If it was really that bad he'd be smart and stop at the bar first.
  4. waysideranch

    waysideranch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That is so like my house. They must know my wife.
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yeah, and it's different then any other day how?
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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