A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the T.V., and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts". She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start". This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When that one was gone, he said "Quick, get me another beer before it starts"! "That's IT"! She blows her top, "You S.O.B., you waltz in here, flop your a$$ down, don't even say hello to me, and expect me to run around like your little slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long"? The husband sighed and said, "Oh, sh!t, it's started"!