60 +

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Nov 6, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I'm 62, so I can post this.
    Sixty Plus

    Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?[font=arial,helvetica]

    A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

    Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

    A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

    Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

    Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

    A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

    Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

    A: Their foreheads.

    Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

    A: "I remember these!"[/font]
  2. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I'm almost 40 and most of these apply :)
  3. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Good one Rich.[​IMG]
  4. rodbuilder

    rodbuilder Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Being 65, I can relate to all of that...

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