4th Marriage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ravenclan, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
    just gotten married for the fourth time.
    The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like
    to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
    "He's a funeral director," she answered.
    "Interesting," the newsman thought.
    He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
    three husbands and what they did for a living.
    She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
    After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
    explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's,
    then a
    circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now
    - in her 80's - a funeral director
    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
    married four men with such diverse careers.

    (wait for it)

    She smiled and explained, "I married
    one for the money,
    two for the show,
    three to get ready,
    and four to go."
  2. sprky

    sprky Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL not what I was expecting. 

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