3 women in a sauna pg-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ncdodave, Sep 9, 2008.

  1. ncdodave

    ncdodave Smoking Fanatic

    THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

    THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

    SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

    THE FIRST YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER', SHE SAID. 'I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'

    A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

    THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
    THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

    SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
    THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
    THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!!"
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  3. ncdodave

    ncdodave Smoking Fanatic

    BRB gotts a fax comin in! LMAO!
     
  4. bearmoe

    bearmoe StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Very very funny!
     
  5. mgwerks

    mgwerks Smoking Fanatic

    Hate to be the on that loads the paper - much less the TONER!
     
  6. Aww Dude!! NASTY!!!
     

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