2 weeks before Xmas

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jul 3, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    T'was two weeksbefore Christmas, And all through Iraq,
    > > >The people still worried that Saddam would be back.
    > > >The soldiers went out on their nightly patrol,
    > > >Capturing the bad guys was always their goal!
    > > >
    > > >With raids seeming endless in the triangle Sunni,
    > > >We hoped that not all of Iraq was so looney!
    > > >We gathered the tribe of Saddam, in Tikrit,
    > > >And suddenly now they all started to snit!
    > > >
    > > >They told of a farm where Hussein just might be
    > > >Odierno then called on our boys- from the great 4th ID!
    > > >More rapid than Baathists our soldiers they came,
    > > >And he whistled and shouted and called them by name
    > > >
    > > >Now Delta, Now Rangers, Now Cavalry too!
    > > >On Green Hats, on Pilots, I need all of you!
    > > >Go to that farm and secure it right now!
    > > >Capture his booty- you guys know how!
    > > >
    > > >Off went our soldiers under cover of night,
    > > >So stealthy, so quiet with no trace of light
    > > >While we back at home were eating our lunches,
    > > >Our boys on the ground were following hunches!
    > > >
    > > >And then it was time for the raid to begin.
    > > >The first target came up -empty within!
    > > >Could it be our Intel was wrong once again?
    > > >No! Somewhere nearby is the wolf in his den!
    > > >
    > > >And then, in a twinkling, camouflage torn away
    > > >In a hole in the ground did their quarry lay
    > > >Dazed and confused, right at them he looked,
    > > >Did the stupid old fool know his goose was now cooked?
    > > >
    > > >He was dressed all in rags from his toes to his head,
    > > >And his beard was as matted as 12 day-old bread!
    > > >How the mighty had fallen, could this be Hussein?
    > > >One look in his eyes was to know he's insane!
    > > >
    > > >Our boys got their man - how proud we all are
    > > >The relief in our country is felt near and far
    > > >A bath he has had now -yet he'll never be clean
    > > >Forever tainted with mass torture and his Fedaheen
    > > >
    > > >To our soldiers we give our undying respect
    > > >You always give more than we ever expect
    > > >We hope you can have now a night with some fun
    > > >Your loved ones back home say- JOB DAMN WELL DONE!
     

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