12 acceptable times the F* word was dropped (obviously PG-13)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by figjam, Feb 8, 2008.

  1. figjam

    figjam Meat Mopper

    "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

    "What the @#$% was that?"
    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    "Where did all these @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    -- General George Armstrong Custer, 1877

    "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
    -- Albert Einstein, 1938

    "It @#$%ing does SO look like her!"
    -- Pablo Picasso, 1926

    "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

    "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
    -- Michelangelo, 1566

    "Where the @#$% are we?"
    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

    "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ###!"
    -- Noah, 4314 BC

    "I need this parade like i need a @#$%ing bullet in the head"
    -- JFK, 1963

    "Aw c'mon--who the @#$% is going to find out?"
    -- Bill Clinton, 1998

    "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this %#*^ing mad."
    -- Osama Bin Laden, 2001
  2. pduke216

    pduke216 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    That is &#*%ing funny!
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Whose got the bar of soap, cmon whose got it![​IMG]

    Probably about what was said though![​IMG][​IMG]
  4. minn.bill

    minn.bill Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    I needed this tonight thanks.[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Pretty damn close to the truth.......

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