Okay.....here is the situation.....I live in a suburban area and one of the things I hate to contend with is getting rid of my water pan drippings after a good smoke....! Sure I could save them and put in my next smoked beans....but how many beans can I smoke? If I store them in a plastic container and put them in my garbage can....I find myself peering out between the curtains in the front room after the garbage truck has picked up my cans just waiting for this liquid to start dripping out of the truck and leaving a nice line on the asphalt for a block or two!!! Actually there is some humor to that, but it does become a road hazard!!! So now is the time to unleash that creativity that's been stagnet in you for so long and give us your take on some of the most creative ways to dump ! STARTERS...... 1. Pour them over the fence in your neighbor's yard ! 2. Let neighbor"s dog eat them ! 3. Use them to give spouse a rub down ! 4. Mail them to someone you don't know !