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Children's Science Exam Answers.
Children's Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's answers... Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it... -
The Difference between Grandfathers and Grandmothers.
A man, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad... -
Real 911 calls.
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my... -
Irish Potato Candy.
Has anyone ever heard of Irish Potato Candy? I was the Event Manager for a wedding reception at the K of C Hall I belong to and they had two dishes of them sitting on the cake table. Every time I had to go past them I palmed one until I got back in the kitchen. You can not EAT JUST ONE!!! I... -
You gotta love drunk people...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed... -
Lawry's rub question.
Has anyone tried "Lawry's Perfect Blend Seasoned Rub For Pork"? I saw it in BJ's yesterday. It was $8.59 for 27 oz. Looked interesting with all the spices in it including orange peel. They had pork Boston butts for $1.20 a pound. Two to a package...averaging about 7.5 to 8 pounds each. Ray- rdevous
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Getting a hairdryer through Irish customs.
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course, what may I do for you?" "Well I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm... -
My Coffee and Cream and White Russian Cake Icing.....
Coffee and Cream Icing Recipe 1 pound box of Domino's Confectioner Sugar (sifted...You want NO sugar lumps in your icing!!) 1 softened stick of unsalted butter 1 teaspoon of Pure Vanilla Extract 1 miniature bottle of Starbucks Coffee Liqueur (Only use Starbucks! It tastes the BEST of all... -
More smoke in the Maryland sky.
I am new to smoking. I have been DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLING all over my keyboard for about a week reading this and several other smoking forums. My Original Bradley Smoker is being delivered tomorrow according to FedEx tracking. If you had asked me a week ago if I had ever "rolled a fattie?"....you... -
Letter to a bank.
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my...
