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  1. jerseyhunter

    Traffic Stop

    So this guy driving comes to a stop sign, he very slowly rolls through it. Next thing he finds himself being pulled over and being ticketed. He explains to the cop what he had done and the officer says well you did not stop, to which the guy responds what's the difference? The cop tells him out...
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    need help for a friend

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    Joke, but true

    My Father told me this morning, that back in Norway my Grandfather once told my Grandmother during a spat that when he dies he's going to be a fireman in hell. And that she(my Grandmother) would never be cold. They have some unusual sayings and thoughts over there. He told it to me in Swedish...
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    Trump's new book

    So, I was walking through a mall in Chicago and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal...
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    Rated R - Still a Virgin

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales...
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    What veggies go with pulled pork?

    I like veggies but am more of a meat and potatoes guy. But you know women or maybe not. Anyway I smoked a pork butt for pulled pork and have Tater salad. Cole slaw and also beans and corn, which are technically starches not a vegetable. So I'm looking to pare the pulled pork with something...
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    2 cops

    Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello Sarge?” "Yes?” "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.” "Have you arrested the woman?” "No sir. The floor is still wet.
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    Hot and Cold sex

    > After his examination, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to > be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask > me about?' > > > > 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and > chilly; and then, after I have sex with her...
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    Cooking with Dad

    A daughter is visiting her father and is helping in the kitchen. She asks: "Tell me dad, how are you managing with the new iPad we gave you for your birthday?" This clip is spoken in German but it's totally understandable in any language. http://www.snotr.com/embed/8965
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    A Christmas Dinner

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    Crave Cheese

    Google Whole Foods Recall Cheese.  Just saw on the news this morning about the recall.  One person has already died.  Saw it on Ch 7 Good Morning America
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    Got to like Gunny http://www.youtube.com/embed/vsVCHE7ayPE?rel=0
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    Snow is a coming

    Got this off another site. But were gonna get snow here in the NE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
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    My Tax return

    I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed...
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    The little boy and his Glove

    A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already...
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    Official Texas Ranger's Test

    A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After...
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    Wise Grandfather

    WISE  GRANDFATHER Why  Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I...
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    Bear meat and rbranstner

    I  didn't want to jack the other thread so ,  How did/do you cook your bear? Same as you would Venison.?  We finally got a season again and  the odds are in my favor. Thanks in advance
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    Weber Grill Grates

    I have a chane to swap my old but still good porcelain grates with SS. Which is better and why? Stainless Steel, Enamel Coated Cast Iron. Those are the only 2 I'm aware of. The SS are about $25/set more.
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    Reheating

    I Have re-heated them before but never from a frozen state. I saved and froze 3 ABT's for stuffing a fattie, but needed a fix. So I put 1 in the micro wave , it was a whole one with just a slice cut off like a boat and wrapped in a whole slice of bacon(always use whole strips) 1 min on high...
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